I’m liking my new embroidery design. I embrace domesticity. Really, I do. This apron is full of pride, wit, and a little bit of style. I always have a million phrases I want to embroider and very little time to follow through. Here are a few:“Shun the Twinkies” (I’m actually working on this but I need some clip art of a twinkie, can’t find any. Help me Robyn ‘cause I know you would wear it.)
“Oh I Can Cook”
“Kiss this Cook”
“This isn’t a restaurant” (I’ve done this before. Hee hee.)
“Make it Yourself” (I’ve done this one too but need to resurrect it because it is my mantra. Maybe this time with a picture of a pig trough.)
Please share your sarcastic cooking phrases with me. (Or those not related to cooking….sarcasm has no designated room in this house.)
Short and pithy please.
7 comments:
Ring this bell for service and then serve yourself.
Love it Cynthia! My favorite one is "If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen"
"Do I look like a maid?"
And the apron could look like a maid's uniform. haha
Love your talent and creativity!!
I love it when you have a new post, and I love everyting you embroider. Here are a few of my favorites...
* Dinner choices: 1. Take it 2. Leave it
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
* If it smells bad, it will taste that way too
* No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
* So this isn't home sweet home...adjust
* No Sunday Service
I'm nowhere near as witty as you, but I love what you've got so far. Love the apron too. You clever woman.
Hey, Cyn! Can you make an apron for me with this saying on it? I have a dear friend whom I know will LOVE having an apron that says this on it. Let me know what it will cost if you can do this. That, or I can make the apron, and bring it over to your house and you can embroider it. Either way!
Love ya!
Patty
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