Bless you Ikea for offering an alternative to puffy furniture and microsuede.
Bless you Ikea for not having any furniture in your store resembling logs.
Bless you Ikea for having cool and funky modern fabric.
Bless you Ikea for enabling me to buy this modern orange duvet for my guest room (and for only $20).
thus making it possible for people with children
to fulfill their dream of white upholstery.
Bless you Ikea for being the complete opposite of The Quilted Bear.
Bless you Ikea, now I think it may be possible for Utah
to shed its image of being the capital of dried
eucalyptus and silk floral wall hangings.