I’m liking my new embroidery design. I embrace domesticity. Really, I do. This apron is full of pride, wit, and a little bit of style. I always have a million phrases I want to embroider and very little time to follow through. Here are a few:“Shun the Twinkies” (I’m actually working on this but I need some clip art of a twinkie, can’t find any. Help me Robyn ‘cause I know you would wear it.)
“Oh I Can Cook”
“Kiss this Cook”
“This isn’t a restaurant” (I’ve done this before. Hee hee.)
“Make it Yourself” (I’ve done this one too but need to resurrect it because it is my mantra. Maybe this time with a picture of a pig trough.)
Please share your sarcastic cooking phrases with me. (Or those not related to cooking….sarcasm has no designated room in this house.)
Short and pithy please.
Ring this bell for service and then serve yourself.
ReplyDeleteLove it Cynthia! My favorite one is "If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen"
ReplyDelete"Do I look like a maid?"
ReplyDeleteAnd the apron could look like a maid's uniform. haha
Love your talent and creativity!!
ReplyDeleteI love it when you have a new post, and I love everyting you embroider. Here are a few of my favorites...
ReplyDelete* Dinner choices: 1. Take it 2. Leave it
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
* If it smells bad, it will taste that way too
* No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
* So this isn't home sweet home...adjust
* No Sunday Service
I'm nowhere near as witty as you, but I love what you've got so far. Love the apron too. You clever woman.
ReplyDeleteHey, Cyn! Can you make an apron for me with this saying on it? I have a dear friend whom I know will LOVE having an apron that says this on it. Let me know what it will cost if you can do this. That, or I can make the apron, and bring it over to your house and you can embroider it. Either way!
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Patty